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State of the Program for April 29th, 2022
 
In the News

Pioneer Challenges:  These weekend events have been changed from small events to large events. This means that prizing goes from top 32 to a top 64 now.  

Season 2 MOCS Changes
:  The winner and runner-up of the MOCS showcase will be invited to Worlds.  Qualifiers and Super Qualifiers now feed in to Regional Championships.  Showcase Qualifiers and the Leaderboard will give invites to the Pro Tour. Finally, the amount of invitations from Showcase Opens is reduced to just the winner. 

Treasure Chest Updates
:  Four cards got new art, History of Benalia, Mizzium Mortars, (Platau) and Winds of Abandon have the new art.  11 cards have gotten Old Border promos, five of them are from the physical promotion during the pandemic (Aven Mindcensor, Dig Through Time, Bolas's Citadel, Goblin Guide and Scavenging Ooze).  The other six are Stoneforge Mystic, Preordain, (Inquisition of Kozelik), Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer Mishra's Bauble and Green Sun's Zenith.  In addition to these, the four demons and the contract have been added from the Read the Fine Print Secret Lair. 20 cards from the New Capenna commander decks were added, and finally, you can see the new avatars that are being added to the chests here.

Leadership Change:  David McDarby, the interim Product Manager of MTGO has announced that he is leaving the MTGO team but remaining with Wizards of the Coast.  The new Product Manager hasn't been announced yet. 

The Timeline

This is a list of things we have been promised, or we just want to see coming back. Another good source for dates and times is the calendar and the weekly blog, while the best source for known bugs is the bug blog which appears sporadically on MTGO.com. Not listed, but important: Wizards offers either one or two online MCQs each weekend, with qualifiers for limited MCQs running the days immediately prior to the MCQ.
 
Upcoming Events
Dates
Scheduled Downtimes
Unknown
Constructed Leagues End
Ends April 27th, 2022
Sealed Leagues End
Ends April 28th, 2022
Next B&R
Unknown
Neon Dynasty Redemption
Ends Jul 27, 2022
New Capenna Redemption

Begins May 25, 2022
Magic Online Championship Series and other events
Complete details, including schedule, rules, and which online events qualify you for which online or paper events is here. In addition, Wizards will be offering these special formats:

Ongoing - Masters 25 Flashback Draft
 
Upcoming Events on MTGO

May 4 - Powered Synergy Cube
May 11 - Modern Horizons 2 Draft
May 25 - Proliferate Cube
June 1 - Vintage Cube

Magic Online Format Challenges
These are high stakes events that happen every weekend. They cost 30 Tix / 300 play points, and last a number of rounds based on participation (assume 5-8), plus a single elimination Top 8. Details, including prize payouts, are here. Start times are:

TIME (PT) SATURDAY SUNDAY
12:00 a.m.   Vintage Challenge
2:00 a.m. Pauper Challenge  
4:00 a.m. Legacy Challenge Modern Challenge
6:00 a.m. Standard Challenge Pioneer Challenge
8:00 a.m. Modern Challenge Legacy Challenge
10:00 a.m. Vintage Challenge Pauper Challenge
2:00 p.m. Pioneer Challenge Standard Challenge

 


Cutting Edge Tech

Standard:  The lists that I presented this week were the most popular lists in the formats with Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty legal.  This is according to mtggoldfish and is taken from their snapshots of the metagame during that time frame.  The Wandering Emperor really pushed this deck to another level after the set came out.  It was successful before the set came online, but after Neon Dynasty hit, it was played almost twice as much as it's closest other deck, Naya Runes.  With that said it was only like 22% of of the reported decks, which makes for a really healthy Standard! 


Legacy:  Izzet Delver seemed to be just as good without Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer than it was without it.  It's almost like the Modern Horizons 2 creature wasn't the issue in format, and instead it was something about cheap card draw, efficient removal and solid cheap threats with counter backup and disruption.  I believe Izzet Delver has been near the top of the most played decks in the format in some form since Innistrad was first released. 


Modern: Ragavan is not nearly the same kind of problem in Modern as it is in Legacy, but what if we took the Modern Horizons Modern format, and made it no reserved list Legacy and then created a new Modern that doesn't have Blood Moon or Urza's Tower pieces in it? 


Pauper:  At least this time the format wasn't dominated by Affinity, but instead it was dominated by cheap creatures, great disruption and even better countermagic?  Pauper is Legacy without the rares, but with the same problems it seems.  Early Magic history blue spells were just some of the best spells ever made. 


Pioneer:  Winota has improved so much from the glass cannon deck that it used to be. It's not a lean aggro deck that can get by without the help of the Ikoria legend.  Fable of the Mirror-Breaker has been one of the best cards for aggro strategies from the set.



 
Winner's Circle

The Winner's Circle is where I will recognize winners of the past events on MTGO. 

DemonicTutors had a great weekend, winning both a Legacy and Modern Challenge.  McWinSauce seems to have had a slightly better one, winning a challenge and an MOCS. 

Challenge Winners

Saturday Legacy - DemonicTutors - Ad Nauseam Tendrils
Saturday Modern - crazybaloth - Golgari Yawgmoth
Saturday Pauper - 420dragon - Azorius Flicker
Saturday Pioneer - MatiasDelaParra - Naya Winota
Saturday Standard -  Demian77 - Orzhov Mid
Saturday Vintage - batjones22

Sunday Legacy - Delthar - Mono Black Depths
Sunday Modern - DemonicTutors - Golgari Yawgmoth
Sunday Pauper - vini_torres - Grixis Affinity
Sunday Pioneer - McWinSauce - Green Storm Devotion
Sunday Standard - Jaberwocki - Naya Runes
Sunday Vintage - discoverN

Other Event Winners

Sealed MOCS

Sealed MOCS


Card Prices
Note: all my prices come from the fine folks at MTGOTraders.com. These are retail prices, and generally the price of the lowest priced, actively traded version. (Prices for some rare promo versions are not updated when not in stock, so I skip those.) You can get these cards at MTGOTraders.com web store, or from their bots: MTGOTradersBot(#) (they have bots 1-10), CardCaddy and CardWareHouse, or sell cards to MTGOTradersBuyBot(#) (they have buybots 1-4). I have bought cards from MTGOTraders for a decade and a half now, and have never been overcharged or disappointed.
 
Standard Staples:  With Streets coming out just yesterday, I decided to not run it in this week's price chart.  Just like I have with new to MTGO sets.  I'll give it a week before adding it in! 

Standard Cards Price Last Week Change % Change
Demilich $24.69 $24.69 $0.00 0%
Acererak the Archlich $6.26 $6.26 $0.00 0%
Old Gnawbone $5.02 $5.10 ($0.08) -2%
Den of the Bugbear $55.59 $59.37 ($3.78) -6%
Lolth, Spider Queen $8.88 $9.43 ($0.55) -6%
Tasha's Hideous Laughter $6.70 $6.75 ($0.05) -1%
Hall of the Storm Giants $51.57 $55.26 ($3.69) -7%
Treasure Vault $8.18 $10.46 ($2.28) -22%
Hive of the Eye Tyrant $28.74 $22.46 $6.28 28%
Werewolf Pack Leader $7.38 $7.92 ($0.54) -7%
Lair of the Hydra $27.17 $18.53 $8.64 47%
The Book of Exalted Deeds $5.18 $5.96 ($0.78) -13%
Cave of the Frost Dragon $4.68 $5.75 ($1.07) -19%
Blightstep Pathway $13.91 $14.11 ($0.20) -1%
Hengegate Pathway $11.05 $13.32 ($2.27) -17%
Esika's Chariot $7.68 $9.80 ($2.12) -22%
Barkchannel Pathway $4.75 $6.60 ($1.85) -28%
Bloodthirsty Adversary $7.76 $7.69 $0.07 1%
Wrenn and Seven $19.69 $20.85 ($1.16) -6%
Lier, Disciple of the Drowned $6.78 $7.12 ($0.34) -5%
The Meathook Massacre $53.34 $54.63 ($1.29) -2%
Intrepid Adversary $8.76 $9.13 ($0.37) -4%
Memory Deluge $15.73 $16.93 ($1.20) -7%
Brutal Cathar $15.33 $17.95 ($2.62) -15%
Haunted Ridge $8.00 $8.02 ($0.02) 0%
Graveyard Trespasser $13.71 $16.58 ($2.87) -17%
Tovolar's Huntmaster $4.96 $6.87 ($1.91) -28%
Malevolent Hermit $5.93 $6.76 ($0.83) -12%
Deserted Beach $5.56 $5.40 $0.16 3%
Boseiju, Who Endures $24.12 $25.61 ($1.49) -6%
Hidetsugu Consumes All $8.88 $10.60 ($1.72) -16%
Kaito Shizuki $7.52 $7.62 ($0.10) -1%
March of Otherworldly Light $6.29 $9.35 ($3.06) -33%
Otawara, Soaring City $8.07 $8.09 ($0.02) 0%
The Wandering Emperor $54.85 $56.78 ($1.93) -3%
Fable of the Mirror-Breaker $4.46 $5.25 ($0.79) -15%
Elite Spellbinder $6.84 $7.23 ($0.39) -5%
Chandra, Dressed to Kill $31.83 $28.68 $3.15 11%
Cemetery Gatekeeper $14.28 $14.28 $0.00 0%
Cultivator Colossus $39.87 $40.64 ($0.77) -2%
Sorin the Mirthless $26.90 $27.61 ($0.71) -3%
Hallowed Haunting $9.47 $9.46 $0.01 0%
Stormcarved Coast $18.66 $13.76 $4.90 36%
Skyclave Apparition $8.48 $9.79 ($1.31) -13%
Shatterskull Smashing $6.72 $7.21 ($0.49) -7%
Roiling Vortex $9.09 $9.90 ($0.81) -8%
Agadeem's Awakening $6.85 $6.84 $0.01 0%
Turntimber Symbiosis $10.00 $9.88 $0.12 1%
Branchloft Pathway $8.53 $8.65 ($0.12) -1%
Riverglide Pathway $18.75 $17.67 $1.08 6%
Archon of Emeria $4.96 $5.65 ($0.69) -12%
Modern Staples:

Modern Cards Price Last Week Change % Change
Engineered Explosives $10.25 $11.44 ($1.19) -10%
Cavern of Souls $12.11 $14.00 ($1.89) -14%
Mishra's Bauble $25.42 $27.83 ($2.41) -9%
Aether Vial $6.93 $7.12 ($0.19) -3%
Magus of the Moon $4.86 $5.90 ($1.04) -18%
Liliana of the Veil $11.01 $12.57 ($1.56) -12%
Polluted Delta $9.93 $8.54 $1.39 16%
Wooded Foothills $5.52 $6.08 ($0.56) -9%
Flooded Strand $10.31 $8.89 $1.42 16%
Bloodstained Mire $5.72 $6.30 ($0.58) -9%
Windswept Heath $5.83 $5.91 ($0.08) -1%
Thoughtseize $10.90 $12.64 ($1.74) -14%
Force of Negation $39.79 $44.99 ($5.20) -12%
Wrenn and Six $48.87 $60.28 ($11.41) -19%
Prismatic Vista $7.04 $8.05 ($1.01) -13%
Sunbaked Canyon $15.92 $16.68 ($0.76) -5%
Seasoned Pyromancer $23.24 $25.78 ($2.54) -10%
Fiery Islet $6.47 $5.84 $0.63 11%
Urza, Lord High Artificer $7.06 $7.23 ($0.17) -2%
Force of Vigor $34.25 $42.57 ($8.32) -20%
Flusterstorm $15.14 $14.78 $0.36 2%
Archmage's Charm $12.56 $14.19 ($1.63) -11%
Yawgmoth, Thran Physician $12.68 $8.05 $4.63 58%
Archon of Cruelty $11.20 $8.17 $3.03 37%
Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer $52.42 $67.83 ($15.41) -23%
Urza's Saga $59.68 $57.58 $2.10 4%
Solitude $44.18 $41.28 $2.90 7%
Endurance $66.59 $61.64 $4.95 8%
Grief $10.45 $11.80 ($1.35) -11%
Murktide Regent $28.28 $34.72 ($6.44) -19%
Fury $20.70 $27.32 ($6.62) -24%
Esper Sentinel $8.67 $9.26 ($0.59) -6%
Grist, the Hunger Tide $13.18 $9.94 $3.24 33%
Tourach, Dread Cantor $8.79 $9.76 ($0.97) -10%
Dauthi Voidwalker $5.51 $6.82 ($1.31) -19%
Profane Tutor $5.52 $5.81 ($0.29) -5%
Ignoble Hierarch $5.54 $5.59 ($0.05) -1%
Subtlety $5.22 $3.44 $1.78 52%
Chalice of the Void $16.57 $16.88 ($0.31) -2%
Surgical Extraction $11.69 $8.72 $2.97 34%
Karn Liberated $5.21 $5.28 ($0.07) -1%
Emrakul,the Aeons Torn $8.28 $8.54 ($0.26) -3%
Kozilek, Butcher of Truth $5.99 $6.27 ($0.28) -4%
Ensnaring Bridge $6.27 $7.38 ($1.11) -15%
Teferi, Time Raveler $32.48 $40.21 ($7.73) -19%
Gemstone Mine $10.43 $10.29 $0.14 1%
Scalding Tarn $6.19 $6.09 $0.10 2%
Verdant Catacombs $4.11 $3.54 $0.57 16%
Misty Rainforest $6.10 $5.75 $0.35 6%
Arid Mesa $2.30 $2.92 ($0.62) -21%
Marsh Flats $1.54 $1.38 $0.16 12%
Eternal Staples

Eternal Format Cards Price Last Time Change % Change
Hullbreacher $54.51 $57.17 ($2.66) -5%
Opposition Agent $24.48 $24.70 ($0.22) -1%
Jeweled Lotus $33.08 $35.00 ($1.92) -5%
City of Traitors $12.02 $13.58 ($1.56) -11%
Allosaurus Shepherd $28.77 $29.11 ($0.34) -1%
Muxus, Goblin Grandee $16.20 $16.06 $0.14 1%
Force of Will $46.71 $49.28 ($2.57) -5%
Karakas $11.30 $11.29 $0.01 0%
The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale $26.89 $24.05 $2.84 12%
Phyrexian Dreadnought $8.21 $6.76 $1.45 21%
Enlightened Tutor $7.66 $7.69 ($0.03) 0%
Lion's Eye Diamond $4.09 $5.37 ($1.28) -24%
Unmask $11.64 $13.75 ($2.11) -15%
Misdirection $14.34 $14.50 ($0.16) -1%
Rishadan Port $14.84 $12.13 $2.71 22%
Snuff Out $22.00 $22.06 ($0.06) 0%
Submerge $13.32 $13.50 ($0.18) -1%
Daze $8.07 $10.00 ($1.93) -19%
Kappa Cannoneer $39.99 $41.38 ($1.39) -3%
Entomb $12.30 $12.80 ($0.50) -4%
Retrofitter Foundry $15.50 $15.40 $0.10 1%
Recruiter of the Guard $12.06 $9.60 $2.46 26%
Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow $7.70 $8.52 ($0.82) -10%
Mox Opal $5.24 $5.08 $0.16 3%
Mox Diamond $37.19 $35.93 $1.26 4%
Wasteland $35.53 $34.60 $0.93 3%
Ancient Tomb $18.66 $19.50 ($0.84) -4%
Lotus Petal $35.79 $38.81 ($3.02) -8%
Grindstone $6.45 $6.59 ($0.14) -2%
Academy Rector $7.03 $6.75 $0.28 4%
Grim Monolith $12.13 $11.28 $0.85 8%
Goblin Welder $5.52 $5.52 $0.00 0%
Meltdown $45.52 $48.08 ($2.56) -5%
Exploration $28.79 $21.97 $6.82 31%
Gaea's Cradle $28.38 $28.19 $0.19 1%
Carpet of Flowers $21.42 $26.51 ($5.09) -19%
Gilded Drake $11.43 $11.40 $0.03 0%
Show and Tell $7.24 $7.05 $0.19 3%
Black Lotus $13.61 $12.37 $1.24 10%
Volcanic Island $7.66 $8.20 ($0.54) -7%
Underground Sea $8.98 $7.05 $1.93 27%
Null Rod $8.46 $8.14 $0.32 4%
Doomsday $26.35 $25.96 $0.39 2%
Paradigm Shift $10.84 $10.72 $0.12 1%
Pioneer Staples

Pioneer Cards Price Last Time Change % Change
Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger $4.24 $5.89 ($1.65) -28%
Collected Company $6.25 $5.45 $0.80 15%
Brazen Borrower $43.78 $41.25 $2.53 6%
Korvold, Fae-Cursed King $8.69 $9.59 ($0.90) -9%
Bonecrusher Giant $16.59 $17.33 ($0.74) -4%
Castle Locthwain $7.17 $3.69 $3.48 94%
Arclight Phoenix $7.58 $9.58 ($2.00) -21%
Steam Vents $7.55 $7.25 $0.30 4%
Shark Typhoon $7.45 $9.48 ($2.03) -21%
Raugrin Triome $8.59 $9.74 ($1.15) -12%
Ketria Triome $7.29 $6.89 $0.40 6%
Winota, Joiner of Forces $15.68 $15.01 $0.67 4%
Eidolon of the Great Revel $12.72 $13.03 ($0.31) -2%
Mana Confluence $7.60 $9.96 ($2.36) -24%
Inspiring Vantage $4.28 $6.38 ($2.10) -33%
Spirebluff Canal $20.90 $16.34 $4.56 28%
Chandra, Torch of Defiance $8.59 $9.16 ($0.57) -6%
Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord $12.98 $15.67 ($2.69) -17%
Lotus Field $20.59 $15.87 $4.72 30%
Golos, Tireless Pilgrim $15.43 $8.58 $6.85 80%
Leyline of Sanctity $6.16 $5.81 $0.35 6%
Chandra, Awakened Inferno $25.98 $20.54 $5.44 26%
Cavalier of Thorns $11.44 $8.22 $3.22 39%
Elder Gargaroth $5.74 $5.87 ($0.13) -2%
Liliana, Waker of the Dead $4.68 $5.16 ($0.48) -9%
Kalitas, Traiter of Ghet $3.59 $5.57 ($1.98) -36%
Day's Undoing $3.97 $6.61 ($2.64) -40%
Rest in Peace $7.04 $7.94 ($0.90) -11%
Kroxa, Titan of Death's Hunger $7.48 $8.40 ($0.92) -11%
Karn, the Great Creator $52.93 $55.01 ($2.08) -4%
Finale of Devastation $12.25 $11.73 $0.52 4%
Blast Zone $5.10 $6.07 ($0.97) -16%
Omnath, Locus of Creation $30.28 $28.15 $2.13 8%
Standard Legal Sets: This table tracks the cost of a single copy of every card in each Standard legal set, plus Treasure Chests and the current booster pack. I’ll keep tracking these because they are interesting (at least to me).  This is being kept as a small tribute to Pete!

Complete Set Price Last Time Change % Change
Forgotten Realms $282.06 $281.88 $0.18 0%
Innistrad: Crimson Vow $202.83 $197.59 $5.24 3%
Innistrad: Midnight Hunt $222.70 $234.80 ($12.10) -5%
Kaldheim $99.71 $108.46 ($8.75) -8%
Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty $129.15 $138.57 ($9.42) -7%
Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty Booster $2.09 $2.98 ($0.89) -30%
Streets of New Capenna $211.67


Streets of New Capenna Booster $3.39


Strixhaven: School of Mages $57.62 $59.98 ($2.36) -4%
Treasure Chest $2.62 $2.46 $0.16 7%
Zendikar Rising $141.15 $143.14 ($1.99) -1%


The Good Stuff
The following is a list of all the non-foil, non-promo cards on MTGO that retail for more than $25 per card. These are the big ticket items in the world of MTGO.  The list is interesting, at the least. This is interesting to me because a lot of these cards have been reprinted more than once, and they are still commanding a high price. 

Black Lotus 1E Rare 238.23
Cavern of Souls UBT Mythic 127.44
Mox Jet 1E Rare 124.96
Karakas UBT Mythic 121.98
Liliana of the Veil UBT Mythic 115.94
Ancestral Recall 1E Rare 110.49
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth UBT Mythic 108.57
Time Walk 1E Rare 85.07
Mox Sapphire 1E Rare 84.21
Ob Nixilis, the Adversary SNC Mythic 76
Mox Emerald 1E Rare 75.4
Snapcaster Mage UBT Mythic 70.77
Demonic Tutor UBT Mythic 68.3
Endurance MH2 Mythic 66.59
Purple-Crystal Crab PZ2 Common 64.75
Mox Ruby 1E Rare 60.67
Mox Pearl 1E Rare 59.89
Urza's Saga MH2 Rare 59.68
Den of the Bugbear AFR Rare 55.59
Dark Depths UBT Mythic 55.13
The Wandering Emperor NEO Mythic 54.85
Hullbreacher CMR Rare 54.51
The Meathook Massacre MID Mythic 53.34
Karn, the Great Creator WAR Rare 52.93
Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer MH2 Mythic 52.42
Heavenly Qilin PZ2 Common 52.41
Marisi, Breaker of the Coil C19 Mythic 52.06
Hall of Storm Giants AFR Rare 51.57
Wrenn and Six MH1 Mythic 48.87
Force of Will MED Rare 46.71
Meltdown UZ Uncommon 45.52
Jace, the Mind Sculptor MS4 Mythic 44.46
Solitude MH2 Mythic 44.18
Brazen Borrower ELD Mythic 43.78
Earthshaking Si PZ2 Common 40.97
Liliana, the Last Hope MS4 Mythic 40.56
Mox Diamond TPR Mythic 40.2
Kappa Cannoneer NEC Rare 39.99
Cultivator Colossus VOW Mythic 39.87
Force of Negation MH1 Rare 39.79
Mana Vault UBT Mythic 37.91
Lotus Petal TPR Uncommon 37.64
Mox Diamond ST Rare 37.19
Kozilek, Butcher of Truth UBT Mythic 36.97
Lotus Petal TE Common 35.79
Wasteland TE Uncommon 35.53
Force of Will MS3 Mythic 34.69
Lotus Petal MS2 Bonus 34.61
Wasteland ZNE Mythic 34.59
Force of Vigor MH1 Rare 34.25
Teferi, Hero of Dominaria MS4 Mythic 33.69
Jeweled Lotus CMR Mythic 33.08
Reanimate UBT Mythic 32.85
Teferi, Time Raveler WAR Rare 32.48
Mox Diamond V10 Mythic 32.22
Mishra's Bauble IMA Uncommon 32.13
Chandra, Dressed to Kill VOW Mythic 31.92
Force of Will EMA Mythic 31.8
Timetwister 1E Rare 31.52
Karn Liberated UBT Mythic 31.3
Force of Will 2XM Mythic 30.94
Celestial Colonnade UBT Mythic 30.51
Force of Will VMA Rare 30.37
Omnath, Locus of Creation ZNR Mythic 30.28
Seeds of Innocence MI Rare 29.91
Exploration UZ Rare 28.79
Allosaurus Shepherd JMP Mythic 28.77
Hive of the Eye Tyrant AFR Rare 28.74
Cavern of Souls ZNE Mythic 28.52
Gaea's Cradle UZ Rare 28.38
Murktide Regent MH2 Mythic 28.28
Noble Hierarch UBT Mythic 27.94
Lair of the Hydra AFR Rare 27.17
Cleansing Screech PZ2 Common 27.05
Wasteland TPR Rare 26.92
Sorin the Mirthless VOW Mythic 26.9
The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale ME3 Rare 26.89
Fulminator Mage UBT Mythic 26.73
Wasteland EMA Rare 26.58
Aether Gale C14 Rare 26.45
Pramikon, Sky Rampart C19 Mythic 26.4
Doomsday WL Rare 26.35
Wasteland EXP Mythic 26.3
Chandra, Awakened Inferno M20 Mythic 25.98
Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre UBT Mythic 25.93
Creeping Tar Pit UBT Mythic 25.79
Platinum Emperion UBT Mythic 25.43
Mishra's Bauble CSP Uncommon 25.42
Flooded Strand ZNE Mythic 25.38
The big number is the retail price of a playset (4 copies) of every card available on MTGO. Assuming you bought the least expensive versions available, the cost of owning a playset of every card on MTGO is approximately a number that I cannot figure out still. I have actually asked Pete to do this for me, because Open Office is weird, and I have no idea what I am doing, and I am pretty close to just being a dog in a labcoat.

Nevermind, ignore all of that, Pete got it done for me, because he is just the dang best. The big number this week is $31,106.  Last week it was $30,700.  Gosh the Streets of New Capenna are awfully expensive right now.
 
In Closing

Ugh, I got pricing done at 10:15 today.  I've worked in total 70 hours so far this week and have had two appointments for my mental health. 

But I turned 42 on Monday.  I guess I have that and a freshly buzzed head to be thankful for. 

This series is an ongoing tribute to Erik “Hamtastic” Friborg.